Sleeping Together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Can be a dentist

A Great Thinker Once Said:
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A Man With His Tool in a Woman's Mouth...
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Can Be A DENTIST.
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(Shame on Your Dirty Thinking)

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Insult SMS, Pakiza Jazba

"Pakiza Jazba"
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Jub Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo or Wo Tumhen Iska Badla Wafa Se De
To
Jaan Lo
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K
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Tattay Utha Raha He,
Zarur Koi Matlab Hoga Gandu Ka

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Hamaray baap ki hokomat häY

Äik kutta akkar kar chal raha tha,
Aik sher nay pocha
oye kyun akkar kar chal raha hay?

kutta ghussay se bola:
tujhy pata nahi hamaray baap ki hokomat häY.

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2 Meaning SMS, A Girl Ask Pappu

A girl ask Papu:
wo kya hai jo
cow k pas 4 or
mere pas 2 hain
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Papu= legs
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Girl= wo kya hy jo tmhari pent may hy
or meri pent may nai
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Papu= Paisy
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Girl= Wo kya hy,jo log din ki
bjaye rat ko bed pe krte hain
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Papu= Neend
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Girl= Wo kya hai
jo larki 1st time krwaty hoay
pain feel krty
hoay roti hai
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Papu= Kan may
sorakh
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Girl=Wo kya hy
jo larki sirf
Shadi k bad he krti hy
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Papu=Saas Susar ki Khidmat
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Moral= Ap b apna mind papu ki tarh saaf rakhen

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Sexy Nazar Se

BV nay kameez utari, sexy nazar say Sardar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hay na, kya karna hay?"
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Sardar: Haan, kapray dhonay hn.

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Punjabi Funny Quotes, Sacha Dost

Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho m pehla ansu dekhle. Dusra ansu ponch le
tesra ansu rokle,
or chotha ansu dekhe to 1 thapar laga k bole
"Ley hun rajj k ro ly"

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A College Girl

college Girl At Fees
Counter:Sir pehle meri ley lain
SIR:Thori dair me leta hn
Girl lz Jaldi ley lain phr nai de paungi,
Mera Period Start ho jaye gä...

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Larki Jab Saray Kapry Utar Deti hai

Larki jb sary kpry utar dti hy to kia hota hy
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Taar khali ho jata h
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aap ki s0ch ko salam hy Pyare

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Kaisa lgta hy..?

Kaisa lgta hy..?
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Barasti baarish may
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Hawa k jhonkon k sang
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Khamoshi se Chalte hue
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Koi apka hath thaam k
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Hoolay se keh
de..
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'A sweatr LANDAY da paya ay:-

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Hont Jab Hont Se

HONT jab HONT say milay to kya hota hai?
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Socho!
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Socho na!
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Tuba...
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Kya kya soch rahe ho....
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"Janab"
Mooh band hota hai aur kya.

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Abay Oye

ABAY OYE!
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere Baap ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki
Or
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Plz Doosre Size Ki Chooriyan

Dalne laga mein to Cheekhne lagi woh
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Hua dard itna k seh na saki wo
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Taqlif hui itni k boli bahar nikalo
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Plz Doosre size ki Chooriyan mere haath me dalo.;-
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TUM galat samaj rahey ho .. Naughty

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Sexy Nazar Se

BV nay kameez utari, sexy nazar say Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hay na, kya karna hay?"
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Shohar: Haan, kapray dhonay hain..

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My Eyes Miss You

My
eyes:
Miss u
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My
feelings:
LOve u
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My
mind:
Calls u
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My life is U
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I'll die without u
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I LOVE U
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Aisa Teri wali mjhe bol k gae
Sambhal usko :-

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Naraz dukhi thaky howay

Akele Ja Rahe They
Jivan k Raston Per
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Naraz
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Dukhi
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Thakey Huye
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phir 1 Mor Pe Aap jaisa DOST Mila
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Or

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Mere Munh Mai dalo

Girl: Jaano Mere Munh mai Daalo, Main Chooson gi.
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Boy: Nahi Nahi, Tum Kha gai to Main kya Karunga?

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Girl: Tum

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Doosri Cornetto le Lena!.

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Heart to Miss YOu

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

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Mein Lanat bhejta ho tum par

Me lanat bhaijta hon tum pr or tmhari Dosti pr..

Me tum Jse ghatiya insan k saath koi taluq nhi rkhna chahta...

Sirf tum hi nhi tmhari soch or zehanyat gandi hy..

Tum jaise logon ko Dost rkhna Dosti or insaniat 2no ki tohen hy.

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Kaisay mumkin tha

Kaisay Mumkin Tha
Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj ? ?




Ishq Ka Rog Tha
" Chittar paye ,
te araam aaya!!!

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