1 Admi Ne Hotal K Room Mai

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga.....

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

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Kabhi Tu Nazzar Millao

kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao""



kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao""



jo nahi kaha hai""

kabhi tu samajh bhi jao""



hum bhi tu hain tumhare""

deewaane o deewaane""



humne tumko dekhte he ye dil""

tumne humse ye kia kiya""



mera dil na torrou""

kabhi dilse dil millao""



hum bhi tu hain deewaane""

tumhare o tumhare""



kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao"

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Bandar bi nai, Monkey bhi nai,

;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichan kaun?


Bandar bi nai,


Monkey bhi nai,


Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

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Every Girl Wants A Guy Who...

Every Girl Wants A Guy
Who Hugs Her When They're Watching A Scary Or Romantic Movie,
Who Gives Her His Jacket Even When He Himself Is Feeling Cold,
Who Will Always Be The One To Make Her Laugh,
Most Importantly He Will Love Her For Who She Is !

That Guy Is What Google Calls "No Result Found" ..!! :) :D

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When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

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A girl never express her liking for a boy...

A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
'n
A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That’s why love stories end before it starts..!

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Funny sms about Father's Age

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?

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A funny puzzle sms

1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.


Cant solve it??? pass on

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Teacher vs student

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?


STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA

TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

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Teacher vs student

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?


STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA

TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

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Teacher And Student

TCHR : TUM BADE HOKR KYA KROGE?
BOY : SHADI
TCHR : NHI, MERA MTLB KYA BNOGE?
BOY : DULHA,
TCHR : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KRNA CHAHTE HO?
BOY : DULHAN

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Funny sms about Dentist

If dentists make films,wt the names will be-
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

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A funny puzzle sms

1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.


Cant solve it??? pass on

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Funny sms about Ayodha Raam Mandir

Raam chandra keh gaya siya se...
aisa kalyug aayega.....


kahan hua tha mera janam....
aab Supreme court batayega

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Funny sms about Father's Age

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?

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A few things American Movies taught us...

A few things American movies taught us:-
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teach or practice kung fu.
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2. More than 50% of the US population are FBI/CIA agents, maybe working undercover.
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3. If a man has survived a mishap with a lady, then he is entitled to a kiss, no matter if he met the lady only that day.
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4. The purpose of school system in USA is to promote basketball.
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5. Aliens have a special interest in attacking US.. !

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Advantage Of Not having LOVER...

Advantage Of Not having LOVER...
1. Can Sleep Well.
2. Can Save Time 'n Money.
3. No Missed Call At Mid night.
4. No Worries about How I Look.
5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme.
6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day.
7. Can Talk to All Boys 'n Girls.
8. The Most Important,You Can Forward this to All.!!

Proud To Be Single:-)

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers.
"You all have obsessions.",The doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you're daughter 'Candy'."

He looks to the 2nd mother saying,
"Your obsession is with money.
Again, It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He looks to the third mother 'n says,
"Your obsession is alcohol.
This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point,
The 4th mother Gets up,
Takes her little boy by the hand 'n says to him, "Come on, Dick, We're leaving!"

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Santa calls up "white house"...

Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"

Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory???"

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Choose Your Career Carefully...

After 10 years of career (Bank Deposit):-
Teacher: 50 Lakhs
Doctor: 60 Lakhs
Engineer: 55 Lakhs
IAS Officer: 70 Lakhs
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Sadhu/baba/Sant : 1,177 Crore.

"Choose Your Career Carefully"

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