I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

**I LOVE CARTOONS***

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Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!

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Insult SMS, Pakiza Jazba

"Pakiza Jazba"
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Jub Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo or Wo Tumhen Iska Badla Wafa Se De
To
Jaan Lo
.
K
.
.
Tattay Utha Raha He,
Zarur Koi Matlab Hoga Gandu Ka

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Khudi ko kar kanjos

Khudi ko kar kanjos itna !!! K har sms bhaijhnay se pehlay Service center walay call kar k pochhien Are you sure??? You really want to send msg.

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Ek ucha lamba Lun

Remix Song:


Ek ucha lamba Lun
.
.
.
.

DooJa Phuddi teri tang

.
.

TeeJa Mumma tera cham cham kardA ni

.

.
Mein Aiwaen te ni tery
Utey charda ni.!
O ohohoh

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Hamaray baap ki hokomat häY

Äik kutta akkar kar chal raha tha,
Aik sher nay pocha
oye kyun akkar kar chal raha hay?

kutta ghussay se bola:
tujhy pata nahi hamaray baap ki hokomat häY.

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Plz ap ghr se nikal jayen

Agr ap chahty hen k apka ghr pka ho jye

Ghr men frishty ayen

Ghar mein barkat b ho
Ghr man ac ho
Ghr se preshani khtm ho jye

To?

Plz ap ghr se nikal jayen.

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Cricket team k captin

Pakistan Cricket team k captin Muhmmad yousuf players se khitaab kartay huye:
"dosto! agar hum australia se test series haar gaye to uska badla one day me le lengay or agar one day bhi haar gaye to iska badla 20/20 me le lengay or agar 20/20 bhi haar gaye to is ka badla hum akhirat me le lengay.......

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Pathan mujhe jhuk k salam karte hein

Subah karte hain sham karte hay,

Londe baazi hm sar-eaam karte hain,

Jb se maari hai Mai Ne gaand tumhari,

Säare pathan mujhe jhuk jhuk k salam karte hein..

6:15 PM | 0 comments | Read More

Agar ap mai talent hai

Agr Ap Me
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kr Dikhana Chahty Ho To Apna Time Zaya Mat Kro
Aj Hi Join Kro
.
.
.
.
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"
.
Unka Bandar Mar Gya Hy.

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Muflasi Ka Aalam

Muflasi Ka Aalam Kuch Iss Tarah Hai FARAZ...
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Dost Gaandu Hain,Phir B Hum GAAnD ko Tarasty Hain.

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Larki Achanak Zor Se Hansi

A boy was fuking a girl
.
Larki achanak zor se hansi.
.
Boy:kya huwa jan?
.
Girl:jano tmhara to aik hi

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Railway Mai AIk JOb

Railway me job nikli ha.Tell me if u r intrested. Pay is 30,000 per month.
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.
.
Train ki Head
.
Lights kharab hain,
.
.
Moombatti le kr AGAY bhagna hai!

6:13 PM | 0 comments | Read More

Jab Nigah Ho Kadmon Mai

Jab Nigah Ho Qadmo Pe
.
Or Dil Ho Halaq Mein
.
Or Haath Hon Ghutno Pe
.
Aansu Hon Galon Pe
.
To Samjh Laina
.
.
K
.
Tum Bath room Me Ho
.
Aur
.
Qabz ki shikayat hai

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Badnam Likh Bheja

Maine us se naam jo pocha?
.
Usne badnam likh bheja.
.
Maine pocha tere

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Mita Do Duriyan

Mita do duriya aj hum tumare 7 hai
.
Utar do shalwar 5 mint ki bat hai
.
Humara shoq tmari adat ki bat he
.
Tmko kia fark parega tmare liay to roz ki bat he.janb
Adaaab araz hy!

6:12 PM | 0 comments | Read More

Room Khushbu Se

Room khushbu se saja rakha hai
.
Bed Pe naya gadda bicha rakha hai
.
Deewangi to dekho kal raat tmne aana hai..
.
OR hum ne SATHI abhi se charha rakha hy.

6:11 PM | 0 comments | Read More

Neeche se oper parho

Shukriya!
Hy
aqalmand
or
acha
wala
bhejne
msg
yeh
or
hun
jahil
or
bewakuf
wala
prhne
msg
ulta
main
k
hu
krta
iqrar
halfia
main
.
ab plz neche se uper parho.

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Need to improve vocabulary

When Words are not Enough to Express your Feelings,
Don't think that you're in Love.

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.
.
.

It means that you need to Improve Your VOCABULARY.

6:10 PM | 0 comments | Read More

Insaan Ban Jao

Dil k "Mehman" ban jao
Ankhon ka Arman ban jao,
Honton ki "Muskan ban jao,
.
.
.
(O"ho ye tm ho)
.
.
.
i m very sorry ye sub chorro
.
tum bas
insan ban jao

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