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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy...

Written By Unknown on Saturday, October 8, 2011 | 4:18 AM

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers.
"You all have obsessions.",The doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you're daughter 'Candy'."

He looks to the 2nd mother saying,
"Your obsession is with money.
Again, It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He looks to the third mother 'n says,
"Your obsession is alcohol.
This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point,
The 4th mother Gets up,
Takes her little boy by the hand 'n says to him, "Come on, Dick, We're leaving!"

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Few creative Quotes for girls' t- shirts...

Written By Unknown on Friday, October 7, 2011 | 8:41 PM

Few creative Quotes for girls' t- shirts .
1. "Touch here, if you dare"
2. "Weapons of mass destruction"
3. "Looking is FREE, touching costs"
4. "Now more tastier & healthier"
5. "Round figure"
6. "Handle with care"
7. "Tasted by experts"
8. "2 Hot 2 Handle"
9. "Shake well before use"
10. "No one can use just once"
11. "Dangerous curves ahead"
12. "My face is 9 inches above from where you stare"
13. "Did you Actually look here to Read?"

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Definition of Nurse...

Definition of Nurse:
”Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. !

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