Tendulker Apni Wife Se

TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue:
Darling PITCH sahi nhi,GHASS bohot hai,SHORT nahi lag rahe..
Wife:jhootay! abhi isi PITCH pr AFRIDI CENTURY MAAR k gaya hai

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Mere Mobile Number

Girl: Aap k paas 12 inch ka condom hai?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai, kitne dun?
.
Girl: Mujhe nahi chahiye, ye condom jo bhi le, usey mera Mobile number zarur dena.

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Neend Nhi aa rhi

"HUSBAND":
Darling, mujhey neend nahi aa rahi,
Thora sa SEX ho jaye?
.
.
"WIFE":

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Dil Udaas Hota Hai

Jab b ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazar
Kissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roze kare mujh ko SMS pyare
wo shakas b bada khaas hota hai

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Larkiyan Shadi Se Pehle

80% larkiyan shadi se pahle sex karna chahti hain
.
.
Mein pershan hon
k
Bhenchod Wo 80%larkiyan hain kahan?
.
Hass kya rahe hoo.
labow Yaro?
LaboW...!!

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Totlay ka Interview

Totlay ko interview main 4 words bolny ko kaha gya "institute, aptitude, magnitude and subtitude." Totla bola ;
.
"INKICHUT,

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Chupan Chupai Khelain

Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
.
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
.
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi

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Aamir Khan Ki Movie

Wesay to Aamir Khan ki Har Movie Main
Koi Na Koi Lesson Zaroor Hota Hai,
.
.
Lakin 3 Idiots Main Usne
Dunya ko Ek New Baat Batayi Hai.
.
.
K
.
Engineers Bhi Delivery Karwa Saktay Hain.

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Don't Study Too Much

Don't Study Too Much that you Forget Yourself:
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Or in the End you Would Be
.
Like
.
Isaac Newton Boiled his Watch in place of Egg,
While he was Noticing Time from the Egg in place of Watch,
.
Or
.
Albert Einstein who Never Comb his Hair in his Lifetime.
.
Or Above all
.
Louis Pasteur Who forgot the Very Day of his Wedding.
.
Live With Your All Senses Open.

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20 Years of Friendship

After 20 Years of Friendship a Friend asked his Buddy:
How Come We Traveled so Far in This Friendship?
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His Buddy Smiled and Said: I know What You are, I Understand What You cannot be.
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I'm Happy at What You are and I Compromised on What You Cannot be.
.
That's How We are Here.

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Height of Bravery

Height of Bravery:
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Going Late to Class,
In Torn Jeans and Messy Hair
Entering into Class without Permission.
And
Saying to Mam.
.
Hey Sweetheart! Kab Se Khari Ho Beth Bhi Jaao Ab.

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Sexy Jokes, Buy a New Hat

Sexy Jokes, Husband Wife Sexy Jokes

Núde Husband in New Shoes: Do You See Something New?

Wife: No, Your Dìck is Hanging As Usual.

Angry Husband: Because It is Looking at My New Shoes.

Wife: Then Buy a New Hat.

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Udaas Kiu Ho

Hum ne Socha Tha k Batayen Gy Sab Dukh Dard Usko FARAZ.
.
.
Us ne to Itna Bhi Na Pucha K Udaas Kyon Ho.

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Sab Se Bara Terrorist

Sab se bara TERRORIST kon?
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"Aurat"
.
Jo har raat 1 TOWER ko gira deti hay!
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Sab se bara BUILDER kon?
.
"Mard"
.
Jo agli raat phir usi TOWER ko khara kar deta he.

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Cow Doodh Deny K Baad

Miss: Cow Doodh denay k bad itni udaas q ho jati hai?
.
Student: Agar koi 20 minuts aap k

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Just Like a Red Rose

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy
I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles
you’ve brought to my life. Happy Holi

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Happy Holi To You

One day to go…
Holi aane mein…
happy bath anniversary
and
HAPPY HOLI to U…

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All Shades of Holi

Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

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Holi ASCII Message

___ U’ve
!’–._.–’!| got a
i____i CARD.
Open it…
.
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

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Holi with lot of fun

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the Indian festival of Holi with lot of fun.

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